her answer to couric's question about which SPECIFIC newspaper she reads: all of them, whatever is in front of me.

i wonder how her first date with her husband went...

Mr. Palin: So buttercup what's your favorite movie?
Sarah palin: All of them.
Mr Palin: So what do you like to do to have fun?
Sarah Palin: Everything.
Mr. Palin: okay, well, have you decided what you're going to order?
Sarah Palin: oh, the whole menu, you know, everything.
Mr Palin: Really? the whole menu? you mean you can't decide what you going to eat?
Sarah Palin: No. i decided that whatever is in front of me is what i'm going to order.
Mr Palin: You're like a cow...
Sarah Palin: I shot a moose today.
Mr Palin; Oh, how big was it?
Sarah Palin: You know, all sizes. All big sizes.

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Ahh - I have emerged from under my shell. My wife had our baby two weeks ago and I honestly havn't had much MMA on my mind recently. Anyway, I thought I would catch up on the MMA news and I found a Palin forum topic? Ugh!

This is another one of those fights where I am hoping for a double-KO tonight...

There are two parties controlling Washington DC... the LIARS and the IDIOTs. They both serve the same constituent, the criminally rich. Tonight is a classic clash between a Liar and an Idiot. which is worse?

We have convinced ourselves that somehow there is a difference between the two parties... there isn't. Go third party.

Congrats Sixtus! Is this your first kid?

About politicians, yes, they do all suck because they are all bought and paid for by special interests.

Too bad we don't get to see the independents like Ralph Nader or Ron Paul in the debates, to at least keep the other two parties honest....

Which is why I revel in Sarah Palin. She doesn't even have the sophistication to hide her corrupted, idiotic ways...It's very amusing...

Is it bad that I don't know which is the liar and which is the idiot...

For us South Park watchers... either way it always comes down to a giant douche or a turd sandwich.

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same

same here...i've been getting my news from jon stewart lately

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i thought aj was back!!

LOL I love South Park. Is there a more honest show?

I actually call them the morons and the assholes.

Obama is the asshole and McCain is the moron but I have some respect for McCain as he is a vet and survived as a POW for years. If it were up to me they would let me run the country. Either man is better than Bush who will go down as the worst US president in history.

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i dont mccain is better than bush. mccain is a bush monkey.

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i thought aj was back!!

oh snaps, it's going down right now!!

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her answer to global warming: all of the above.

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If you arent registered to vote...get on it....the deadline is nearing everywhere,,,,some places its tomorrow

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i registered...

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Awesome! Congrats. It's a good feeling when you step out of the voting booth. It's a big way for us to voice our opinions even if it feels like we have no voice in the political process.

I reject complaints about our government from people who don't vote...You don't vote, you don't have a right to complain...

i'm sure it will be awesome. everyone i know will be voting.

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